I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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