Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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