i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I smell like Dick and happiness
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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