Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
im holly from the hills drunk
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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