Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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