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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on

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(856): View more from New Jersey

my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..

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(361): View more from Texas

ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.

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Shotgun.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.

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(585): View more from New York

My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.

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(301): View more from Maryland

a search helicopter?!

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.

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