I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
You can't motorboat a personality
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Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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