I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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