it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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