You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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