I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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