In the future we'll all be gay
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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