Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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