Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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