His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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