White coat. Heels.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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