i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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