Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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