She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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