is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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