I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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