belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
honey bunches of taint.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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