ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
its liver damage thursday
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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