Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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