what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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