So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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