im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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