Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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