what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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