with your own penis?
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
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I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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