Pregnant stripper...not hot.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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