i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
