He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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