Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
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In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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