I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
