You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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