oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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