I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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