So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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