I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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