Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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