the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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