We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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