I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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