Ambien. No doubt about it.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
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I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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