am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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