its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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