Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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