Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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