Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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