Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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