I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
This toilet bowl is my home.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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