when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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