there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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