He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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