Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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