Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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