Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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