What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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