I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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