was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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